Hellooo there dearie's

So a case of abseteeism is always necessary to make the hear t grow fonder, and this kinda has been my mantra of late. I let everything go: girlfriend, myself, sport etc etc, and now have found everything again, and it all seems new and fresh, so all that I let go I put back in my life. Fuck, I became complacent, a fat, grunpy mofo, but now a fresh little pecker has emerged.

So with reckless abandon, I shall document all the fuckups, blotches, cotch upsa and sexed up maniac moments of my life...