Thursday, January 31, 2008


Crap in A HAT, the term "waking up on the wrong side of the bed" applies to me today! I mean its only 10:30am and I feel ready for bed, I just want to crawl into a featal ball and wake up tomorrow!

LIST OF EVENTS UP TO 10:30

1) Woke up late 7:20am, rush around like a prick

2) Forget gym gear turn around...WTF!!! I turned around for gym gear, should have left that shit...But I promised GF

3)Got to work feeling more tired because I slept longer..YA, you treat your body to a lie in and it scews you by making you a half asleep ijit!

4)GF phones, and I give her a run down of my dysfunctional family dinner last night: My Ol Mans, Girlfiends, son was around for din dins and brought his new model chick, I said that she was pretty and nice, and had half the Sharks rugga team sniffing her bum. You know I was half asleep and just chatting to GF, next thing, silence, KABOOM exposion: GF "so am I not pretty"/GF "Sounds like you really like this girl". The more I tried to placate the more I fell deeper in shit. The honest truth is that I was JUST talkin', I love GF to death (she really is quite spectacular, a Tiger though!!!!)...So GF wants to cut off my so called mind cheating balls.

5)The KILLA, i went for a nice AFP (After Fight Poo), and aaaggghhhh nice, drop off the kids whilst reading a glorious trashy schelb mag, reach for the loo paper, fuckitty FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK, no loo paper, just a shred to dab the tears in my eyes! I contemplated my situation, the different scenarios that I could employ to solve the situation, finally: Peek out the door, no one there, shuffle with pants round ankles, with ass pushed out, steal the next doors bog roll and breath a sigh of relief that no one was in the loo at this time.
5)Screw today, I am going to do as little as possible, just in case the sky falls on my head

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OH, OH, 6) I have to go to F%#*@ING gym tonight!!!! AGGGGHHHH

2 comments:

Peas on Toast said...

I'm loving your blog Sunrise! Keep up the entertaining work! :)

Sunrise Chip n' Cheez said...

I am so proud, my first comment, you popped my cherry, peas...I will always remember this moment! Thanks a million.